disintegrativeruin:

sashashostakov:

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      Like it’s a very, very good idea.

I love you already.









algrenion:

do you ever see a post so obnoxious you subconsciously whisper “fuck off" as you’re scrolling past it




novacorps:

novacorps:

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can we talk about how they’re sitting around with beer and take-out chinese but there are fucking candles lit like they don’t want to ruin the ambiance of this fine dining experience and Rhodey and Tony have the nerve to be dressed the fuck up in suits with ties for this shit

#AND MJOLNIR IS JUST SITTING CASUALLY ON THE TABLE




charleedanvers:

sashashostakov:

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…. I hate you.

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No, you don’t. I’m too entertaining to hate.

I loathe you.




maksimumvoltazh:

sashashostakov:

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Ridley, you’re twelve … and trust me, you don’t need to look like Pops to get the girl.

T hirteen tomorrow, if you remembered.

Okay, okay … thirteen.




imnotafanofbeingpoked:

sashashostakov:

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"My Dad isn’t … what?"

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"Your dad isn’t on my list of priorities right now. I put a lot of effort into pretending he doesn’t exist, so I’d appreciate it if we could not discuss him much further. Is there something you need, Sasha?" 

" … no. I don’t need anything from you, Agent Coulson."




charleedanvers:

sashashostakov:

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They’re not the ones with sparkles and a fucking tiara … you better pray Anya doesn’t find it.

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I promise not to show it to her, but I can’t be held responsible for others enlightening her on the fact that you know how to rock a tiara. 

…. I hate you.




xagentcarter started following you

"Something I can help you with, ma’am?"