illwriteatragedy:

sashashostakov:

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Wait, wait … I need to get my phone.

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A re you going to record this?

Nope … I’ll call my Mom, she’ll know what to do when you either slip a disk or break your hip.




kissfromadarling:

dex5m:

qwanderer:

thisisevenharderthannamingablog:

girl-farts:

kingcheddarxvii:

notviolet:

Chris Pratt Interrupts Interview To French Braid Intern’s Hair

SHUT THE HELL U P

this man has gone too far

damn

Where does Marvel FIND these people?

Imagine - Chris Pratt and Jeremy Renner show up to your door the night of prom and your parents are like WHY DO YOU HAVE TWO DATES AND WHY ARE THEY SO BIG AND BEEFY AND INTIMIDATING but Chris is just like “Nah I’m hair” and Jeremy raises his hand and says “And I’m makeup”

I was thinking the same thing!

Top tip from Marvel Cosmetics: French braid + lips, brows and lashes.

"Brows, lashes, lips. Frame the face."




feredir:

today’s warm up went a little too far




New Concept Art Poster for Ant-Man [x]






thewintersamson:

sashashostakov:

"That’s what my Mom tells me."

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"And how is Mommy Dearest?"

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"She’s none of your business."




thewintersamson:

sashashostakov:

"Misplaced sarcasm, I’m going to assume?"

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"Oh look, the kid is smart."

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"That’s what my Mom tells me, at least."

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thewintersamson:

sashashostakov:

"Walking home. I work two blocks over … what’re you doing here?"

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"Isn’t it obvious? Following you."

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"Misplaced sarcasm, I’m going to assume?"